Prokoba's Blog

As of now (Tue Apr 20 21:23:43 EEST 2010) the venerable Zmei is shut down for good. Its long years of faithful service will never be forgotten.

Serve your new master well, noble Zmei!

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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned.

I can hardly believe what I just witnessed: a Honda Civic flew off the road, into the bushes and down the hill. Right about the spot where I usually park my car. I heard the sound of tires screeching, turned around to look in the general direction the sound was coming from, and saw the Honda disappear into the bushes, clouds of dust everywhere. Thank God there weren’t any cars there at that moment, probably because it’s Saturday… that side of the road is usually packed with parked cars during week days (my car included).

Anyways, I hurried to see if there was any damage to public and/or private properties. Or dead bodies. The crazy teenagers seemed fine, no one was hurt, but they were both quite stressed out. Especially the girl. Their car was scratched and bruised from all sides. The front tires were into the air, so there was no way the car could move.

They didn’t have a cell phone on them, so I let them borrow mine

They are probably still there, fretting over the big wtf.

I hope no one gets hurt while trying to remove the vehicle from the bushes…

Could this be the end?
Is this the way I am?
Sitting here alone
No one by my side
I don’t understand
I don’t feel that I deserve this
What did I do wrong?
I just don’t understand

Give me one more chance
Let me please explain
It wasn’t all just circumstance
I’ll tell you once again
You took me for a ride
Promising a vast adventure
The next that I know
I’m frightened for my life…

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